Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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