her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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