Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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