I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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