I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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