i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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