sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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