We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
