Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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