you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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