i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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