maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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