i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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