I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Let's get the cat blown out
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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