Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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