kristin has been a bad kristin
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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