no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Ketchup is God's man juice
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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