dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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