I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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