I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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