Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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