so explain again why im purple
no
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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