if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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