He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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