Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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