Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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