My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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