their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
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How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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