my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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