Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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