It's Friday. Sex?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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