You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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