Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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