Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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