I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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