@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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