Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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