I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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