so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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