So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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