awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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