Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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