SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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