I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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