420 ftw
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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