I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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