It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Come on in and take your pants off
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