Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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