He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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