i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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