tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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