im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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