Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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