make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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