I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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