i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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