I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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